http://www.kaizou.org kaizouman This Kaizou file replaces some sentences in the page by 'All your base are belong to us' quotes. http://news.google.com http://www.slashdot.com http://* //p/text() /"{1}.+"{1}/gi "All your base are belong to us." "Somebody set up us the bomb." "We get signal. Main screen turn on." "It's you !!" "How are you gentlemen !!" "You are on the way to destruction." "What you say !!" "You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha ...." "Captain !!" "Take off every 'Zig'!!" "You know what you doing. Move 'Zig'. For great justice." //a/text() /(\w|\s|'|,|\.){15}.*/gi All your base are belong to us. Somebody set up us the bomb. We get signal. Main screen turn on. It's you !! How are you gentlemen !! You are on the way to destruction. What you say !! You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha .... Captain !! Take off every 'Zig'!! You know what you doing. Move 'Zig'. For great justice. //i/text() /.*\w+.*/gi All your base are belong to us. Somebody set up us the bomb. We get signal. Main screen turn on. It's you !! How are you gentlemen !! You are on the way to destruction. What you say !! You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha .... Captain !! Take off every 'Zig'!! You know what you doing. Move 'Zig'. For great justice. //strong/text() /.+/gi All your base are belong to us. Somebody set up us the bomb. We get signal. Main screen turn on. It's you !! How are you gentlemen !! You are on the way to destruction. What you say !! You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha .... Captain !! Take off every 'Zig'!! You know what you doing. Move 'Zig'. For great justice. //h1/text() /.*\w+.*/gi All your base are belong to us. Somebody set up us the bomb. We get signal. Main screen turn on. It's you !! How are you gentlemen !! You are on the way to destruction. What you say !! You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha .... Captain !! Take off every 'Zig'!! You know what you doing. Move 'Zig'. For great justice. //h2/text() /.*\w+.*/gi All your base are belong to us. Somebody set up us the bomb. We get signal. Main screen turn on. It's you !! How are you gentlemen !! You are on the way to destruction. What you say !! You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha .... Captain !! Take off every 'Zig'!! You know what you doing. Move 'Zig'. For great justice." //h3/text() /.*\w+.*/gi All your base are belong to us. Somebody set up us the bomb. We get signal. Main screen turn on. It's you !! How are you gentlemen !! You are on the way to destruction. What you say !! You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha .... Captain !! Take off every 'Zig'!! You know what you doing. Move 'Zig'. For great justice. //b/text() /.*\w+.*/gi All your base are belong to us. Somebody set up us the bomb. We get signal. Main screen turn on. It's you !! How are you gentlemen !! You are on the way to destruction. What you say !! You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha .... Captain !! Take off every 'Zig'!! You know what you doing. Move 'Zig'. For great justice.