kaizouman http://www.kaizou.org Add random geek quotes to the geek word. Geek quotes have been collected on http://www.boardofwisdom.com. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geek http://* //text() /geek\b/i There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't. If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0. I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly. I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny. Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken. A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those? I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?" Software is like sex: It's better when it's free. Better to be a geek than an idiot. The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers. I see fragged people. Who needs friends? My PC is user friendly. As a development process, chaos does not scale well. Never make fun of the geeks, one day they will be your boss. Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about Rock-n-Roll. I don't care if the software I run is unstable crap, as long as it is the LATEST unstable crap. That's a PEBKAC problem. (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair). COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key. Who needs the library? I've got google!