<kaizou>
<title>Bad Klingon translator</title>
<author>kaizouman</author>
<link>http://www.kaizou.org</link>
<description>
This Kaizou file (badly) translates web pages in english into Klingon Language (see http://www.kli.org/)</description>
<target>
<uri>http://www.slashdot.org</uri>
<pattern>http://*</pattern>
</target>
<transform>
<xpath>//text()</xpath>
<actions>
<regexp-data>
<pattern>/\sI\s/g</pattern>
<substitution> jIH </substitution>
</regexp-data>
<regexp-data>
<pattern>/\syou\s/gi</pattern>
<substitution> SoH </substitution>
</regexp-data>
<regexp-data>
<pattern>/\swe\s/gi</pattern>
<substitution> maH </substitution>
</regexp-data>
<regexp-data>
<pattern>/\sit\s/gi</pattern>
<substitution> 'oH </substitution>
</regexp-data>
<regexp-data>
<pattern>/\s(h|sh)e\s/gi</pattern>
<substitution> ghaH </substitution>
</regexp-data>
<regexp-data>
<pattern>/\scomputer\s/gi</pattern>
<substitution> De'wl </substitution>
</regexp-data>
<regexp-data>
<pattern>/\sthing\s/gi</pattern>
<substitution> Doch </substitution>
</regexp-data>
<regexp-data>
<pattern>/\shate\s/gi</pattern>
<substitution> muS </substitution>
</regexp-data>
<regexp-data>
<pattern>/\slove\s/gi</pattern>
<substitution> muSHa </substitution>
</regexp-data>
<regexp-data>
<pattern>/\seat\s/gi</pattern>
<substitution> Sop </substitution>
</regexp-data>
<regexp-data>
<pattern>/\sprogram\s/gi</pattern>
<substitution> ghun </substitution>
</regexp-data>
<regexp-data>
<pattern>/\sneed\s/gi</pattern>
<substitution> neH </substitution>
</regexp-data>
<regexp-data>
<pattern>/\sdrink\s/gi</pattern>
<substitution> tlhutlh </substitution>
</regexp-data>
<regexp-data>
<pattern>/\sinvent/gi</pattern>
<substitution> ogh</substitution>
</regexp-data>
<regexp-data>
<pattern>/\shelp/gi</pattern>
<substitution> QaH</substitution>
</regexp-data>
<regexp-data>
<pattern>/\swhat\s/gi</pattern>
<substitution> nuk </substitution>
</regexp-data>
</actions>
</transform>
</kaizou>
