kaizouman http://www.kaizou.org This Kaizou file translates web pages in english into Yodish, based on rules defined on [YodaJeff.com](http://www.yodajeff.com/pages/talk/likeyoda.shtml "Learn how to talk like Yoda") http://www.achievement.org/autodoc/page/luc0int-1 http://* //text() /(\s?\b(?:so|but|and|if|when|while)\b\s?)?(\s?[\w']+)\s+([\w']+)(\snot)?(\s[\w\s'"]+)(\.|\,|\;|\sand\s)/gi $1$5 $2 $3$4$6 /(\s?\b(?:why|how|when)\b\s?)?(\s?[\w']+)\s+([\w']+)(\snot)?(\s[\w\s'"]+)(\?)/gi $1$5 ,$2 $3$4$6