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Who needs friends? My PC is user friendly.
Who needs friends? My PC is user friendly.
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The word geek\b
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As a development process, chaos does not scale well.
This word comes from English dialect geek\b
The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers.
I don't care if the software I run is unstable crap, as long as it is the LATEST unstable crap.
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Definitions
The definition of geek\b
Never make fun of the geeks, one day they will be your boss.
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Other definitions include:
- A derogatory reference to a person obsessed with intellectual pursuits for their own sake, who is also deficient in most other human attributes so as to impair the person's operation within society.
- A person who is interested in technology, especially computing and new media. Geeks are adept with computers, and use the term hacker in a positive way, though not all are hackers themselves.
- A person who relates academic subjects to the real world outside of academic studies; for example, using multivariate calculus to determine how they should correctly optimize the dimensions of a pan to bake a cake.
- A person who has chosen concentration rather than conformity; one who passionately pursues skill (especially technical skill) and imagination, not mainstream social acceptance.
- A person with a devotion to something in a way that places him or her outside the mainstream. This could be due to the intensity, depth, or subject of their interest. This definition is very broad but because many of these interests have mainstream endorsement and acceptance, the inclusion of some genres as "geeky" is heavily debated. Persons have been labeled as or chosen to identify as physics geeks, mathematics geeks, engineering geeks, sci-fi geeks, computer geeks, various science geeks, movie and film geeks (cinephile), comic book geeks, theatre geeks, history geeks, music geeks, art geeks, philosophy geeks, literature geeks, historical reenactment geeks and roleplay geeks.
Reclaiming and self-identification
Although being described as a geek\b
That's a PEBKAC problem. (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair).
Who needs the library? I've got google!
I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"
If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Who needs the library? I've got google!
The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
I see fragged people.
Better to be a geek than an idiot.
Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Geeks in popular culture
- In 2005 and 2006, the former WB Television Network (now The CW) ran a reality game show called Beauty and the geek\b, where "geeks" try to share their knowledge with "beauties" while trying to learn a modern style from them. The show is currently in its fifth season.kaizouman :
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Comedy Central ran a game show named Beat the Geeks from 2001 to 2002. It featured contestants competing against a movie geek\b, television geek\bkaizouman :
Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken., and a music geek\bkaizouman :
Who needs the library? I've got google!, along with a special fourth geek\bkaizouman :
As a development process, chaos does not scale well.. The fourth geek\bkaizouman :
As a development process, chaos does not scale well.would have a certain area of expertise such as Star Wars, The Simpsons, horror, Star Trek, and comic books.kaizouman :
As a development process, chaos does not scale well. - The IT Crowd, produced by Channel 4, focuses on the shenanigans of a three-person IT support team located in a dingy, untidy and unkempt basement. Moss and Roy, the two technicians, are portrayed as socially inept geeks, while Jen, the newest member of the team, is hopelessly non-technical.
- The show Freaks and Geeks explores the social conundrum of new students adapting to existing social norms. Geeks were shown to be interested in Star Wars, Star Trek, Dungeons and Dragons, Saturday Night Live and related actors, Monty Python, AV club and Atari. Members of their group acknowledged being different from others for their interests, looks, intelligence and lack of social skills.
- Planet Nerd is a variety show for and about nerds and geeks.
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Nerdapalooza is a planned geek\bmusic festival.kaizouman :
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. -
geek\bMonthly is a recently launched lifestyle magazine, published twelve times a year in the United States of America by CFQ Media. The magazine is positioned in the marketplace as a more "fanboy" version of established magazines such as Wired and EW as well as the discontinued Gear. The first issue featured Rainn Wilson on the cover in a James Bond pose, whilst features included that of Sci-Fi, Lifestyle and Woody Allen.kaizouman :
Who needs friends? My PC is user friendly. - The TV show The Big Bang Theory on CBS is about two socially inept prodigies in their 20s who are living across the hall from a beautiful girl with a more conventional intellect. The male characters are consciously modelled around an extreme caricature of the geek\b/nerd stereotype, and mainly as physics geeks (with references to laboratory work, lasers, and academia). There is a dispute over if they are nerds, geeks, or both.kaizouman :
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. - The William Lindsay Gresham novel Nightmare Alley filmed with Tyrone Power begins and ends with a carnival geek\b.kaizouman :
Who needs the library? I've got google! - Robert Lanham
See also
- Anorak (slang)
- Blogger
- Boffin
- Cracker (computing)
- geek\bCodekaizouman :
A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those? - geek\brockkaizouman :
That's a PEBKAC problem. (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair). - Geekcorps
- Geekism
- LARP
- Nerd
- Otaku
- Programmer
- Scientist
- Social anxiety
- Technosexual
References
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^ "Dictionary: geek\b". Dictionary.com-Merriam-Webster entry. Retrieved on 2007-10-12.kaizouman :
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^ French Wikipedia geek\bArticlekaizouman :
A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those? - ^ The Colbert Report - 2007 Archive - 1/17/07 - Television - SPIKE Powered By IFILM
- ^ Reconstruction 6.1 (Winter 2006)
External links
- The geek\bTestkaizouman :
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geek\bCulture: The Third Counter-Culture, an article discussing geek\bkaizouman :
I don't care if the software I run is unstable crap, as long as it is the LATEST unstable crap.culture as a new kind of counter-culture.kaizouman :
A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?


